so there’s this girl at work that i’m really close to snapping at and today she was being a huge fucking bitch and then said “my mom taught me that if i don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say anything at all” in one of those ‘look-at-me-i’m-so-cute’ voices, and i was very, VERY close to saying “then why the fuck do you ever open your mouth?” but that would be rude, and MY mother taught me better than that.

troiansy:

 #it’s like mean girls with more wine and incest

(Source: cerseibluth)

i hate realizing that it’s time to get ready for work

jfkgdl;s

huntersandangels:

I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.

myspacing:

I hate when people disrespect teachers for no reason

Especially the really nice ones that pass you just for showing up
like really, are you that much of an asshole? They’re just trying to do their job.

I suppose this used to happen quite often

• James: Lily?
• Lily: Mmmm
• James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
• Lily:
• James:
• Lily:
• James:
• Lily:
• James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives

(Source: zahrabahrabobara)

sweetscottishcherub:

i just

really like it when men push their sleeves up

or roll the sleeves of their button-ups to their elbows

i mean i really like it

really

(Source: whatsgoingon12)

prettyfangs:

jess quotes ~ new girl 1x2